35 Funny Tweets About Bollywood Which Are More Entertaining Than Any Film

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1.

Bhai peed in his pants when he met real actors 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/l3V2sUhppQ

— star boy 🌠 (@followkarnare) November 23, 2016

2.

Bollywood Awards are never live telecast because they have to edit and show Rekha’s reaction when Amitabh comes on stage.

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 29, 2016

3.

I have no pen.
I have no apple. pic.twitter.com/3BtyIwY1xV

— AJ (@warpedinxs) October 12, 2016

4.

Uday Chopra,Jimmy Shergil,Jugal Hansraj, Preeti Jhangiani & Shamita Shetty isn’t the worst Gurukul batch anymore pic.twitter.com/Vs5hceCmdu

— . (@The_Sleigher) January 5, 2016

5.

Raj Thackeray to Fawad Khan pic.twitter.com/6r9uNvbOLa

— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) December 17, 2016

6.

The last time he took someone’s breath away, he was driving. pic.twitter.com/Q9G7Yof8Wh

— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) February 11, 2016

7.

nothing can escalate this quick.. pic.twitter.com/KNg4irT9eq

— Arun Lal (@dhaikilokatweet) September 17, 2016

8.

so why is your dad’s name Jackie? wait, don’t answer that. pic.twitter.com/6FtQTMCjvg

— POST MALLU (@nah_im_abdulla) July 29, 2016

9.

Subtitles for ‘chak de phattey’ in Rang de Basanti. Most heartwarming scene has been ruined into smithereens. pic.twitter.com/PY8pAVEa8W

— Rehna (@Rehnak) May 4, 2016

10.

Pahlaj Nihalani is on my flight. Unrelated: The cockpit is now just called the pit.

— Ashish Shakya (@stupidusmaximus) September 1, 2016

11.

Hollywood – And the Oscar goes to
Bollywood – And the Sansui Colors Stardust Pan Parag Amba TMT Saria AsliMasaleSachSachMDHMDH Award goes to

— adrak (@ubercoolosis) January 10, 2016

12.

Friend: bhai tera pet nikal raha hai.

Me: nahi bhai yeh mera #dangal look hai.

— zakir khan (@Zakirism) November 29, 2016

13.

2005 – Aamir grows a moustache for Mangal

2016 – Aamir gains 25 kgs for Dangal

2022 – Aamir turns in to a mushroom for his role in Fungal

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 22, 2016

14.

If Usain bolt was born in India

“Bahut tez bhaagta hai, cricket khelega”#MSDhoniTrailer

— The *DEVIL* Twin (@beingtweet) August 17, 2016

15.

lmao “um, excuse me……” pic.twitter.com/I3quRJmZce

— Brooke Marie (@runparorun) January 2, 2016

16.

When the Lacoste logo tries to become the Puma logo. pic.twitter.com/rpse7PeoaH

— Raunak (@MeraHandle) June 20, 2016

17.

Abhishek Bachchan’s Facebook page permanently looks like he’s baffled why anyone would be on it pic.twitter.com/KYjxQ33ReF

— Rega Jha (@RegaJha) June 3, 2016

18.

Kuch Kuch hota hai..

Tum nahi samjoge @Microsoft pic.twitter.com/FxVIa8Nyif

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 31, 2015

19.

Ranveer Singh comes home wearing absolutely normal clothes

Family: Kya hua beta koi problem hai to bataao humein

— adrak (@ubercoolosis) December 16, 2016

20.

Kangana Ranaut broke up with Hrithik Roshan because he does such poor editing of Sonam Kapoor’s picture in Oppo ad.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 28, 2016

21.

finally they replaced fawad khan yay pic.twitter.com/2H5cEap0Eg

— Micro-ambitious (@pal36) October 22, 2016

22.

[at Govinda’s restaurant]

Customer: “Waiter, this food has too much chilli in it.”
Waiter: “All right boys, this is what we trained for.”

— 😎 (@krazyfrog) December 16, 2016

23.

[Every Ranbir Kapoor movie poster shoot.]
DIRECTOR: “Pretend that Ranbir cracked a hilarious joke!” pic.twitter.com/FJZbFB2y7O

— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) August 29, 2016

24.

Kashibai and Mastani waiting for Bajirao! 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/cSWPoXqYiU

— UJ (@oyeuzzuoye) January 10, 2016

25.

[in bed]

Gf: Surprise me.
Me: Ajay Devgn’s ghost could’ve repaired Tarzan car while it was in junkyard for years but he didn’t.
Gf: whoa

— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) October 27, 2016

26.

in my car at a signal –

eunuch (seeing a girl next to me)- aayyye hrithik roshan, paise dena
me – yeh meri friend hai
e- aaye jimmy shergil

— Rohith Sundararaman (@rohsun) August 15, 2016

27.

Solo foreign trip.

Bollywood: No-strings attached no holds barred fling with hot fellow Indian.

Reality: Koi mere photo kheech do yaar

— Rameez (@Sychlops) October 11, 2016

28.

How Aamir Khan reads script pic.twitter.com/cF9Pq7jtBL

— Aakash (@PUNchayati) December 16, 2016

29.

Bollywood meeting Royal Couple

“Why are you so famous?”
“Well I guess my family is famous so me also”
“Me also”
“Me also”
“Same”
“Main bhi”

— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) April 10, 2016

30.

Just watched the Sultan trailer. Looks fantastic. Can’t believe he punches Vinod Kambli in the end. pic.twitter.com/4KBzCekzJu

— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) May 24, 2016

31.

Absolutely love the new #BaaghiPoster pic.twitter.com/EaepBSyZ8q

— Gina Kholkar (@BabaJogeshwari) March 9, 2016

32.

In my understanding the genre of music where Ranbir Kapoor dresses like a homeless person and screams into a microphone is called sufi rock

— Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) October 5, 2016

33.

too much pressure on eid to come exactly on salman khan movie launch date

— 😎 (@krazyfrog) April 12, 2016

34.

Sometimes life is just so damn hard – pic.twitter.com/RKII8KOzsH

— Sonali Thakker (@SonaliThakker) April 27, 2016

35.

The sex scenes in my life were all cut out by the censor board

— the end, but merry (@AncestraI) December 16, 2016