Without wasting much time we present you compilation of 21 funny tweets about food that every Indian will relate to:
1.
Instagram is down. Finally eating khichdi instead of lentil rice.
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) July 16, 2015
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2.
“when a samosa puts more effort into its appearance than you” 😩😢😭😂 pic.twitter.com/fxv4HvWbnM
— samayya (@SamayyaAfzal) January 29, 2016
3.
“Ghar pe biryani bani hai” pic.twitter.com/ijHx8LeMPp
— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) July 17, 2014
4.
Asian suicide squad pic.twitter.com/1RvOAfmqHV
— Haider (@Haidawr) February 7, 2016
5.
Judge: Why did you kill all those innocent people at the restaurant?
Me: I bit into an elaichi in my biryani.
Judge: You’re free to go.— Poopriya 💐 (@supaarwoman) September 7, 2015
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6.
Steps to enjoying food kept in the freezer for months:
1. Heat.
2. Pray.
3. Love.— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) June 7, 2013
7.
My mother is Gujarati, my father is Maharashtrian, my friends are Muslim and Punjabi and my cook is Catholic. I am fat.
— Rohan (@mojorojo) February 27, 2015
8.
The feeling when you’re one of the first people told to get in line for food at a Desi wedding. pic.twitter.com/huRTDGTHLO
— Comedic Desi (@ComedicDesi) January 13, 2014
9.
What you tell andhra meals waiter: put some rice
What he understands: solve africa’s hunger problem in the next 2 mins.
— Ashoka (@ABVan) October 29, 2014
10.
Everyone has their own style of eating salad. Personally, I like to swiftly throw it in the trash without making eye contact.
— Vishveshwar Jatain (@eclecticV) February 10, 2016
11.
me after eating my weight in indian food pic.twitter.com/lQ2OjddUuC
— Skarlet Starlet (@Skarlet_Starlet) January 29, 2016
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12.
Q: What’s worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?
A: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns too.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) January 27, 2016
13.
Sad thing is that paneer is not banned by any religion.
— ClooneyOfKerala (@sidin) September 7, 2015
14.
“We’re gonna need a bigger goat” – guy making biryani for lots of people
— Rohan (@mojorojo) March 15, 2015
15.
Chai tea
Naan bread
Kuthi bitch— Spoopy Sawah (@sarhxm) January 8, 2016
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16.
Mom:Beta khaana khao
Mika:NO
Mom:Muh kholo
Mika:No
Mom:Sawan mei lag gayi aag ki dil mera
Mika: Aaaaaaaaa
Mom *Puts food in his mouth*
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 11, 2014
17.
Does anyone want to buy my mother’s travel guide series that is reviews of only Indian restaurants in every single country?
— priyanka mattoo (@naanking) July 24, 2015
18.
There’s an illicit love affair going on between butter chicken gravy & a white shirt. No force in the universe can stop them from uniting.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) July 10, 2014
19.
List of unforgivable sins, according to Indian mothers:
5. Drugs
4. Theft
3. Murder
2. Premarital Sex
1. Why didn’t you eat dinner at home?— Azeem Banatwalla (@TheBanat) November 8, 2013
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20.
I made a gujju food joke once. Everyone said ‘Kya Gathia joke marta hai.’
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) February 24, 2014
21.
India’s national food should be Kasam.
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) November 9, 2011
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