Scroll down to recall middle class moments in your life:
1.
Difference between 20rs haircut and 200rs haircut: The latter understands that your neck is not an immovable object awaiting infinite force
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) May 12, 2016
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2.
The most cruel joke humans have played on their fellow man is making you write the word “only” at the end of an amount on a cheque
— Rohan (@mojorojo) July 9, 2016
3.
Flight fare rules: Refundable
Airlines cancellation fee: 2500
Website fee: 500
Why did you do this fee: 200Refund money: 2 eclairs
— dorku (@Dorkstar) April 7, 2016
4.
How People Know Winters Have Come
Rich: The dogs’ cold
Poor: The fog on the footpath
Middle Class: Parachute Oil ain’t liquid anymore.— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) November 23, 2015
5.
If we have to select one thing that we Indians make the best in the world, it has to be the glue for stickers on steel vessels.
— Soumya (@soumyaBha_t) January 25, 2016
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6.
In India, ATM is at the feet of our elders.
— 👾 (@oothikicha) January 30, 2015
7.
Waiting for more exotic Paper Boat flavors:
Maggi ka bacha hua pani
Kal raat ka raita
Pehli biwi ke haath ki chaiDrinks and memories™ :’)
— 😏 (@krazyfrog) May 12, 2016
8.
A nail cutter is an object you’ll find lying around everywhere all the time until you actually need to use it.
— Mihir (@mihirmodi) July 30, 2016
9.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of guy asking him to move aside so she can have better access to the naan in the lunch buffet.
— Aditi Mittal (@awryaditi) August 11, 2015
10.
*Returns from World Tour*
Mom – Ghar se jo paani ki bottle di thi, wo kahan chhod aaya?
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) September 13, 2016
11.
Life cycle of clothes in India :
Party wear
Casual wear
Gym wear
Night wear
Holi wear
Dusting cloth
PochhaR. I. P
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 13, 2013
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12.
A Burrito is basically rajma chawal with salad wrapped inside a rumali roti. It’s so Punjabi that you might as well call it a BBRRRRITO.
— Casual Rajat 💊 (@Extranaut) July 22, 2015
13.
Age 15: “I’ll be the next Bill Gates”
Age 20: “I’ll meet Bill Gates one day”
Age: 25: “I’ll order chole bhature for lunch today”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) September 17, 2015
14.
Me:*cleans house*replaces bedsheets*rolls round rotis*paints grandma’s toenails*
Ma: Hum tumhare jitne the tab hum roller coaster banate the— placentaur (@4ngery) June 5, 2015
15.
An Indian wedding reception must be the happiest day of vanilla ice cream’s life.
— 💯Priya (@supaarwoman) July 30, 2013
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16.
Apart from Urdu, a five star menu is probably the only time anyone reads from right to left.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) April 26, 2016
17.
15 yrs ago
Me: paise do na dance class join karunga
Baap: chal be padhaai karNow
Him: Wo dance show pe tere jitne bachche kya naachte hai— Rohan (@TheFookFace) October 12, 2013
18.
Audi: We have 12 air bags, safety controls, safety sensors, safety parking assist, safet..
Maruti 800: We have Durga Maa on dashboard.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) February 19, 2015
19.
*Interval at theatre *
Rich people: *Order popcorn, pepsi, burger*
Me: *Goes to toilet, comes back & watches ads like never seen before*
— Ojas. (@Ojasism) December 9, 2015
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20.
Dear Customer, Your Ac XXXXXXXXXXXX is credited with INR HAHAHAHA on 31 May – SALARY FOR MAY. Your Net Available Bal is INR HAHAHAHA.
— amrtsh (@floydimus) May 31, 2013
21.
An Indian aunty’s G-spot lies in free dhaniya mirch.
— Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) February 6, 2016
22.
I am so middle class that when someone talks about Apple first thing comes to my mind is “150 rs Kilo ho gaye hai yaar “
— TheFrustratedIndian (@FrustIndian) September 9, 2016
23.
My new maid switches the fan back on after she’s done sweeping the room. I think I am in love.
— Bachelor Bajirao (@bizzarebhide) February 16, 2014
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24.
Driving on the wrong side of the road is how most Indians live their American dream.
— Moon (@moonsez) May 12, 2015
If you have any more incidents, share in the comment section below.
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